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Here is a naughty peek of my next set ‘Top Gun’ to release on Swimsuit Heaven! What is under my flight suit will have to be a little surprise till closer to the release date 😘😘 its s fun set so don’t miss out on seeing it! â¤ï¸
Surprise! Its time to rape that little virgin ass of yours.
cuminhereye: Cum SPLAT!!! dirty-vaginas: Now thats how its fucking done
nudejellyfish: Surprise its a pregnancy
I like it a lot! Its not often other ponies nom my tail :3 (Sorry for answering this really late. Drawing has been slow lately, and its going to be slower since I’m starting college in a few days. But here ya go Darthtato)
onagiart: Got another one. I LOVES me some Kasumi… surprised its taken me this long to do a scene like this since ninjas are my thing really. hardest part was actually animating her feet and legs bouncing naturally lol. had some trouble getting this
zeldagalz: My Secret Santa present for Gia! Surprise its meeee! I decided to resurrect the #BeachPartyHomos because it was your fanart of them that made me fall in love with jeanmarco in the first place *O* I really look up to you so it was exciting
cheatingwivesrunaway: You wife and her friends went out one saturday night and her friends told you not to wait up for her, maybe its because they had a BIG suprise for her waiting at the hotel, this should answer your questions of why she came home
Woke up to the first snowfall of the season! Which, of course means I get to listen to how surprised everyone else is that it’s snowing. People did ya just up and forget we live in Minnesota? Gawd.
ladzone: DONT LOOK SO SURPRISED , ITS YOU TAKEN THE PICTURE LOVE !!!
slavefarmer: Meanwhile on Slavefarm I, the resident slavepig’s Trainer wakes it from its afternoon mud-wallow.
alicedigitalis: Jaw-dropping, stunning, astonishingly gorgeous. kinseyan-thoughts: I hate getting gifts or surprises. Its not that I don’t like things, hell I’m an overweight, arrogant American! I think it’s law that I have to like stuff. My
dentol-sfm: A Quiet day at HQ (Art Trade) My part of the art trade with @mechamonkeyz, surprise its not Street Fighter this time! This is the last of my art trades for now unless someone else asks about doing one. Had a lot of extra time to work on this
harrypotterconfessions: yoncehaunted: *SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS* SURPRISE ITS ABOUT SNAPE. A TWIST, WAS NOT EXPECTING
It is, isn’t it?Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting any spoilers for the new Steven Bomb on this blog until after its television release. I guess it’s pretty sad that it all got leaked early, but… what’s the use of feeling blue?
ojiru: I used to have such high standards for myself and now I’m surprised when I’m able to clean my room or wake up on time or do anything productive
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
cispeopletexting: Surprise! Its not just men that can be completely disgusting and transmisogynistic.
atomicpowered: Here again with relatable ™ content. Tbh tho this is real nasty, most people who are that negative don’t do it intentionally, its just how they feel, so shouting at them and calling it pity praise is a real dick move
moustachedpotatoes: msrobot: Surprise its your girl Molly~!! @moustachedpotatoes LOOK AT THIS I LOVE THIS *intense squealing*
paigudoodle: big surprise its my girls had to draw some icons of them while I still have this style down pat Hey! Commission me so I can afford to move for school! maybe I’ll do some of these cute icons as commissions, too, if y’all are into that!
midnite-wet-dreamz: Sean Cody Model Spotlight: Brandon [x] talks about why he works out so much and his strongest body part (no surprise, its his ass)
cutiesluttyuke (fff, tumblr isn’t letting me use its @ function here) tagged me to do this, so here I go, exposing my hugely varied taste in music one post at a time. Rules: Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes or whatever and write down the
timelordparadise: drbirdsadviceforsadpoets: none of that was expected. I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise Its back. Reblog forever.
…. not even surprised. I am literally desensitized to an Americas news headlines. Haven’t been surprised/shocked by one in years…
itstimeforcomics:its time for fall!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuckyeah, it’s about ti-motherfucker>_<;Godammit summer, go away!
pinepath: faypunk: why are So Many practitioners/teachers of psychology and related fields neurotypical. you wanna talk fetishizing lets talk how many people get into psychology just because my Brain Problems are Fascinating its funny bcs when the
princepuma: tumblr changed its logo sitewide and installed and endlessly looping music player just to celebrate a fake holiday from a show that hasn’t been funny since 2000 but they can’t even acknowledge MLK day, despite it being a nationally recognized
Microsoft terminates its Tay AI chatbot after she turns into a Nazi
17kindsofawesome: TAZ Lady Week, Day 2: Favorite Romantic Relationship between Women SURPRISE its 2/3 of our favorite fucking Enforcers. They’re married. Killian’s bowtie is yellow because ducks, Carey has at LEAST three knives hidden somewhere in
spearmintoothpaste: tickle-me-dalek: David Tennant on the the Doctor and Martha in The Shakespeare Code: “The scene in the bedroom is interesting because he is apparently, surprisingly, quite callous, really. Very unforgiving towards Martha, very
thebookworm:evilsupplyco:Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.This is surprisingly motivating.
socialistexan: warriormale: dragonsrequiem: whyyoustabbedme: Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they
kasukasukasumisty: crucifere: I find it surprising for so many people to say that Adventure Time “got deep”. It’s like everyone forgot about seeing glimpses of Simon’s/Marceline’s/Bubblegum’s background stories. They gonna continue saying
Whoa, I just saw a SU ad I’ve never seen before on CN. It was Steven singing Giant Woman over clips from that episode (mostly of Opal). Haven’t seen ads for this show in quite a while so it was a nice surprise. Didn’t advertise the new
I can’t believe that post I made about me having to sneeze has over 200 notes…
I’m in a surprisingly good mood for how little sleep I managed to get, maybe its a sort of overtired delirium. Still, my focus is kind of shot so I apologize in advance if my posts don’t make much sense or have lots of typos
welp. I’m getting a migraine. No pain yet but I got auras which means its incoming. Unfortunate but not that surprising considering my lack of sleep and my stress level lately. Blehh. Hopefully I can sleep through it and it won’t bring down my day
y’know, it kind of surprised me to find out that Steven finds out Lion can walk on water and make portals, visits a magical Gem cave full of all sorts of Gem stuff, and then pulls an enormous pink sword out of Lion’s head all in the same day but never
Not surprising, but I feel kinda bad for AT though (x)
tbh, I’ve pretty much gone through the five stages as far as SU leaks are concerned. They used to upset me a great deal, and I’d still prefer they not happen, but its so frequent and expected at this point that I just can’t muster any upset or surprise
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I was trying to think up a good fake horror movie title (for a fic I’m writing) and I’m genuinely surprised “Helltel” isn’t a real horror movie title yet HelltelHelltel II: Revenge of the BellboyHelltel III:
daughterofdoctorandrose: catherinetheokay: #it looks like a silly gif #but surprise its actually really scary #I’d be fucking scared too if the King of Hell fixed my bowtie
its-not-raining: luckied: its-not-raining: luckied: its-not-raining: Roy withdrew his right hand from Havoc’s collar for a moment, only to thrust his fist right into the man’s face with an enraged cry, letting out all his frustrations - not
its-not-raining: “What do you want?” Roy asked pointedly, glaring at the black spot on his otherwise clean desk. He knew of course what the man was talking about but- -there was a part of him that wanted to see him admit it. To take responsibility,
malachidavenport: For the auction? But you mentioned his artwork… and that you were surprised by the kind he did… What do you mean?
tokoyumi: listen iimomo is one of my bIG favs but surprisingly its not my first ship for each of these characters (im todoiida and jiromomo) which is funny cause if u ask me any other character i’ll tell u my fav ship with them is iida @exoticfairytail
the-winchesters-tho: daughterofdoctorandrose: catherinetheokay: #it looks like a silly gif #but surprise its actually really scary #I’d be fucking scared too if the King of Hell fixed my bowtie Idk what you’re talking about. Id be flattered.
solar-citrus: You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment. People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken
nsfwintheslightest: Just stumbled on this old pic of me from my last blog. Surprised its still making its way around
I have felt surprisingly awake all day considering I only slept for an hour this morning, the wonders of modern technology
nandomando: Sounds like America. Nothing changes if nothing changes. Nothing changed after sandy hook, surprise surprise, here we are. Will anything change this time?? I’m canadian so it’s mainly out of my wheelhouse, but it’s mighty
i just looked at a new Nepeta fic on AO3, and surprise surprise, another Karkat rejection fic i swear, like 98% of all Nepeta fics both old and new and in the works are about how a. Karkat turns her downb. Karkat breaks up with herc. Nepeta crying because
to be honest its always funny when people “see me” as something like i may be adorable and like adorable things but then im up at 3am laughing at FNAF while drawing beat up and bloody pictures of fictional characters
i really hope its not a bootleg laUGhs
im laugHING and imagining what velvet’s weapon is and what if she opens it and its just but surprise, its a bunny bomb
padalickingood: dashingicecream: im laugHING and imagining what velvet’s weapon is and what if she opens it and its just but surprise, its a bunny bomb